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Seeing a guy with tattoos, piercings, dyed hair ect Nerdy guys

Fixed it.
I have to check my dashboard.
I have a test tomorrow.
…
I give up :<
*checks dashboard*
Me: *fills bottle with water* =___=
Little sister: *cames in* You’re small :D
Me: I’m taller than you =__=
Little sister: *makes strange faces*
Me: *looks into mirror* Don’t stand on your toes….don’t stand ON MINE *RAGE FACE*
Little sister: :D *goes away*
Me: …What just happened? =A=
1… 2… Oh, refreshments…
Women is my concentration. Every time I’m trying, it falls, because I get interested in other things.
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I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG
OMG wtf was that? :L
Dear future kids,
You better be as awesome as these two.I just love it so much
YESSSSSSS.
I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete
^omg.
MY TEARS
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at anything in my life. I… I just can’t. Cannot. There is no way that I possibly can at the moment.
I remember watching this over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over- *gets hit* @___@
I AM PROUD OF FINALLY HAVING THIS IN MY BLOG. SHAME? WHAT SHAME.
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MR. CLOONEY I TOTALLY APPROVE YOU
WHAT. WHAT AM I SEEING. AM I HONESTLY SEEING A PENIS JOKE WITH MICHAEL FASSBENDER. AM I. OH MY GOD.
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